B - Breakfast Item: 1 cup Maxwell house (powder). Well stirred. 2.66 sugars.
C - Chore you hate: Pulling other people’s dirty pubes out of the bath’s plughole.
D - Dad's Name: Pete
E - Essential everyday item: House Keys.
F - Flavour ice cream: Chocolate
G - Gold or Silver: Silver. I ain’t a chav. See?
H - Hometown: Pontefract / Wakefield
I - Insomnia: Every night.
J - Job Title: Music Teacher (secondary) PT.
K - Kids: Throw chairs at me.
L - Living arrangements: Share with my mate Dan. 2 bedrooms each. Marvelous.
M - Mom's birthplace: 12 Rookhill Road, Pontefract.
N - Number of significant others you’ve ever had: 1 before Alice. Alice is hopefully the last.
O - Overnight hospital stays: 1. Broke my wanking hand once.
P - Phobias: Breaking my wanking hand.
Q - Queer?: no. fuck off.
R - Religious Affiliation: I don’t affiliate anyone. God? Pah, he can kneel before me.
S - Siblings: 1 sister – Slightly confused.
T - Time you wake up: 1pm Friday to Tuesday. 6am Wednesday to Thursday.
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: Silver.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Fucking Turnips.
W - Worst habit: Swearing at turnips.
X - X-rays you’ve had: probably one too many.
Y - Yummy: My fuckin stew mutha fucker.
Z - Zodiac sign: Libra – It’s all in the balance.
hehe.. anyhow - Back at school now with full armour plating and anxiety pills. God it's tough. Got loads better today though. Sticking at it. Teaching is the lowest thing in my life right now, everything else is amazing. Oh, i really miss Ant though. And everyone else.
Hope you're all ok